you know those annoying ubiquitous Slurping Ape t-shirts? i'd like to make a brand new one- Swashing[bloody]Ape - exclusively for naik-atas pple who don't understand the concept of turn-taking. rest assured, the shirt will be one-size-fits-all-heads and will suit all occasions (see: Grassroot Ramification Contests, Pre-Aggrandizement Parties etc). it will also warn others of the imminent barrage they will encounter should they wish to express an apparently aberrant opinion.

blablablabahiamsocleverbecauseiamolderthanyousoblabalablabalabaaaaaaanononoletmefinishwhatiwanttosayeven
thoughimyselflovetointerruptppleblablaahablahblahbutnonowhatmakesyouthinkiamsombongproveitblablahhmmm
mandatemandateblablaunfoundedisayblahblahblahihavecometobringyouenlightenmentandinstructyouinthewaysofold
blablablaaahblahblabberblabberblabber.


wah lau, i geram sial.