i was spposed to go to bed at like 1, but rae only came back at 12 with my chilli pepper chicken fried rice supper and now i've finished almost all of it, i have this feeling i wont be sleeping anytime soon. anyways, here's something i just got off someone's blog. fucking funny. well some of it anyway. haha i like the horse one. and the not guilty one. haha.


ENGLISH TO CHINESE (various dialects) TRANSLATION

Are you harboring a fugitive? ~ Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP ~ Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man ~ Dum Gai
Small Horse ~ Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high ~ No Bai Dam Ting
Did you go to the beach? ~ Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table ~ Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift ~ Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark here ~ Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? ~ Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution ~ Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet ~ Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. ~ No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the macarena song? ~ Wai Yu Xing Dum Song
You are not very bright ~ Yu So Dum
I got this for free ~ Ai No Pei
I am not guilty ~ Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. ~ Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week ~ Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived ~ Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight ~ Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile ~ Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offenseive ~ Hu Man Go


:: Superhero - stephen lynch