i'm reading my chinese horoscope online and here's a snippet of the advice it gave for my love life:

Therefore, if you are waiting for a better love, you can try their convergence with the United States and the external and the other side not only because of their youth to see your beauty or talent clever and contacts with you, but to really feel each other's right for you only with your contacts. So will vanish before the peach, but true love will come. (from here)


HAHAHHAHAHHAHA wtf right. guess this means i have to move to the US and vanish before the peach (!!!!). tsk tsk, sounds pretty daunting.. wonder how i'll do THAT. doing a houdini before a fruit shouldn't be a problem, but i duno how i'll survive ellis island. hah oh well. looks like i'll have to do without love. ain't it.

seriously though, most of it is pretty accurate. and just need your birth date and time, a little help from Google Translate), and the patience to sync the original with the translation in order to make sense of it all.

thanks karin! l♥ve l♥ve